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1. A kinky imbecile. Someone involved in the BDSM community who is a complete imbecile. They profess to know everything about the S & M scene, despite lack of experience and/or involvement. They make bogus claims of being a Master or Mistress immediately, yet have done nothing to earn the title. Often seen taking on "noobs" and leading them astray, with their lack of true knowledge and inability to keep them safe.

2. A kinky person, void of personality or intelligence, but does possess a general understanding of most things kink. Yes, you can learn a lot from these folks, if you can manage to spend an hour or more with them, staring into their vacuous expression.
1. He introduced himself as Master, but beyond that, the kinkecile had no more knowledge than a 'noob' to the scene.
2. Perhaps the kinkecile had watched some porn on the subject and believes he can do what the porn stars do...as if it were that easy!
3. We put on a mainstream movie at the kinkeciles' house. Though it was hard to concentrate as they kept throwing dildos on my lap during climatic moments of the film.
by TemptressTease March 11, 2014
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