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A shitty place to go to for Chicken. Sometimes they don't even have chicken up to an hour before they close. Their chicken is sometimes undercooked or overcooked, and the grilled chicken is like a rubber dog toy.
I went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, and alas the asshats didn't any chicken left AGAIN, and it was only 8:30 and they close at 9:30.
by LOLstoopidKFC October 17, 2009
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Chicken fried in Kentucky including 11 secret herbs and spices: Heroin, Cocaine, Crack, Marijuana, rat poison, tar, tobacco, nicotine, alcohol, grease, and salt.
Why don't you go outside and grab some KFC
Heheehhehehehe yah, yah, KFC! Must have KFC! Must have 11 herbs and spices! KFC! KFC! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
by McBooger December 05, 2004
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Another shitty subsidiary of Pepsi, where the overpriced food is oversalted so we buy their overpriced drinks, and where wages are probably very low so the greedy CEOs can get more. On Thursdays, you can pay $2 for a crappy tiny little chicken sandwich with mayonnaise and a bit of lettuce that would be half the price at McDonald's. Popeye's is even more expensive than KFC, but the food is much better. KFC stands for "Kan't Fucking Cook".
KFC is evil enough already, but do they really have to blow out the fumes of their food to lure in customers to buy their overpriced food? I mean, shit, that's not nice!
by Anonymous August 01, 2003
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A good place to get fried chicken until you've worked there and cleaned out the grease traps.
Can eating too much at KFC give one the status of "chicken head"?
by SirachaSauce April 18, 2010
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My favorite place to eat since PETA hates it so much.
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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Cardboard which is soaked in grease then covered in fertilizer and cooked at a ridiculously high temperature then left under a heatlamp to ferment.
Im a vegetarian, lets go to KFC I hear there is no chicken involved.
by DoubleR July 07, 2003
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Keen For Cock. Generally used to describe a woman who is sexually aroused.
Those girls over there are KFC
by Ando2222 June 02, 2009
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