The delightful art of having to take a massive shit while you're at the club but the door won't lock so you mount into a horizontal position above the toilet with your hands on the door and your feet against the wall behind the toilet (your stomach facing the ground). You then proceed to take your massive shit and your shit should fall into the toilet promptly.
Man I was at the club the other night dancin on bitches when I had to take a massive shit, but then the door wouldn't lock so I had to break out the KA KA yoga moves.
by ivorysoapsmellslikeshit March 12, 2015
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