What's cooler than cool beans? ICE COLD beans! .... Well indeed, but what's cooler then ice cold beans? 0 degree Kelvin beans...or Kölvins... There just ain't no cooler.

"Zup son, did you bring them trees?"
"Duuude you don't even know! i've got some dank ass hashish"
"Kölvins!"

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow