A person with the highest level of swag attainable. They are the coolest of the cool, the baddest of the bad, the Dankest of the Dank and they know it too. Unfortunately, there can be only one K Pizzle and that position has already been filled by the one and only K Pizzle himself.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.