...almighty destroyer of talent and music
...straight up queer
...canada's biggest fuck up
...disney kid magnet
...for stupid little disney girls that are stupid as dog shit and faggish little boys
...thinks hes hot shit because of usher
...deserves to have his little manhood taken from him(if they can find it foe how far in it has probaly retracted into his body)
...hes like a 10 year old girl that just sucked all the helium out of a helium tank
...if he was my kid id kill myself, or work hard on time travel go back and abort him
Sane person 1: hey have you heard of justin beiber

sane person 2: hes this one girl singer my little sis likes

sane person 1: sadly hes a guy

sane guy 2: well what he is ten right?

sane guy 1: no 16

sane guy 2: thats fucked up
by Enjoi Life August 5, 2010
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LaQuish'ia: Hey you wanna go water bottling at the Justin Beiber range tommorow?

LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Fo' sho' gurrrl and after we can go to ralphs and get some watermelon and kool aid!

LaQuish'ia: Shure brotha but can we also get fried chicken?

LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Sure but we gotta get the shitty chicken there cuz i can't be seen near the police station across the street from KFC
by niggafindley August 26, 2010
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Some gay fag, who up until a few weeks ago, I figured was around eight years old. Also known as Justine Beaver, due to his feminine appearance and voice, and Canadian heritage.
Justin Beiber Fangirl ; "HO MAAH GAWDZ! JUSTIN BEIBZ ISH MAH FUTURE HUZBAND!"

Girl ; "No, he isn't. He's way out of your league."

Anti-Beiber ; "Chick, go get a friggen life. Justine Beaver is the gayest little girl of them all. We should drown him. Or feed him to a moose."
by NinjaChick___ August 5, 2010
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a creature , currently being studied by scientists as to how a male (still not sure,he does have mr.happy but can never make himself happy with it or anyone else )creature can imitate a female so righteously.
by gifttomankind May 25, 2010
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Justin Beiber: A Canadian kid who sounds like a little africian american girl. He sings about love that he's never been in and girls. Every little girl loves him and every teenage girl loves to mock him.
by SixtyyNine May 11, 2010
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The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.

Another white boy trying to be a gangster.

HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.

When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?

Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!

You may confuse him with the chipmunks:
*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***

Friend: It's Justin Beiber!

Me: That's Alvin.
by yougivemewings August 25, 2010
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15 year old (or something like that who gives a shit) "pop" singer who sounds like an 8 year old girl who just saw her parents brutally murdered in front of her. Has no talent whatsoever and is only popular because he looks like a skater and has met Usher who isn't even all that great. Often called JB but whoever calls him that obviously hasn't heard Jack Black's music. (which is at least 20 times better).
Justin Beiber fan: OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SOOOOO HAWT!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
by dtrix July 3, 2010
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