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An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.
Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!
by Fredrick Santos October 03, 2010
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a gay-boy whos voice could smash windows with its high pitch
infected:OMG! justin beiber is liiikee soo fitaay
me: go drink some hemlock
infected: *gasp* just coz u got no taste in musiic.... you need help giirrrrll *goes off and listens to disney shite
Me: *shudder* must resist genoside. must. resist. *goes off and listens to the yh yh yhs*

beiber fever must. be. cured.
by Dragon_boogies December 12, 2010
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justin beiber is an ultra gay with a huge clitoris which looks like a dick
hey look justin beiber is a hero for all gays..
by punk223 June 06, 2014
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An annoying singer who has teamed up with usher (shock horror!). The extent of "his songs" is singing about love and/or girls, though

many believe he is homosexual and has an abnormally small penis. This is only speculation.
The songs that were written for him aren't much better.

He is loved by 10-15 year old girls who some think have no brain.
Now spend your time decently by listening to led zeppelin or Mozart's requiem.
"The best singer in the wold peopl who h8 him R just jeluz 'coz they Rnt famous and can't sing"
Justin Beiber fan-13

"Wow, that girl sings SO well, what's her name?"
Random lorry driver, listening to radio.
by chonker July 31, 2013
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