Urban Dictionary: Justice

That girl totally made me want to do justice all over her face.

by theFappinator October 17, 2008

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1. The Good. (n. and Concept and abstract object that is eternal and everlasting, eh Yandell?): see definition #1.5.

1.5. The Golden Rule: "Treat Others the way you would like, or wish, to be treated." (n. and v. and perfect analogy to Happiness, eh Schweber?).

2. Doing the Good or Being good. (n. and v. and Key to Heaven's Gates, eh Kane? or Chompsky?) see definition #1.5.

3. Street Justice (...eh Oscar Grant? or Nagel?). (n. and v. and perfect analogy to why the Park needs Mathus and Kelly ;).

4. Objective morality, e.g., Gods' Law. (n. and v. and perfect analogy to definition #1.5, eh Jesus?).

5. The Philosophers' "problem(s)". (Kind of like 'causality', eh Schmid?).

6. To "Love another," e.g., thinking that you have found the keys to the kingdom of Heaven: 'Soulmate(s)', eh St. Anthony?

1. Justice IS Love and Benevolence, eh Professor Riley? "Your behavior is a so called problem, asshole?

1.5. "So called T.V. morality": watching Full House and Walt Disney movies; Partaking--in reality--of definition #1.

2. Being kind, patient, and loving; and vice versa: R-E-S-P-E-C-T (to persons and People and Mother Earth, eh Ganja and Taurus and Bob?). And the best of these three is Love/Hope/Faith--i.e., all of the above idiots: RASTA!

3. "Keeping eyes, i.e., "Six/7-Up!!! (dedicated to Magic (a.k.a. Joshua Stickney)); Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer? -so called "GDF" eh?-

4. Jesus Christ Superstar ("so called Stupid-Star, eh Peter?!").

5. "Fuck you subjective morality, the only true Concept is Logic, not Science or the Teleological experiment." -The Other- (see definition #1).

6. Finding your Buddy and Lover-boy/girl/it. (dedicated to Buddy, Buddy-Buddy and LBGT).

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a french electroduo who produces music that is like sex for your ears

1."I love justice"
2."Justice was enjoyable"

by laylala July 27, 2008

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Adj. 1. The descriptive term for a cup of ice with no beverage. 2. To wear nothing but jewlery or 'ice' 3. The short-hand version of "just ice"

bunny #1: What are you wearing in the playboy photo-shoot?
bunny #2: justice.

by A really smart person December 30, 2005

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I once had a guy do a drive by insult on me as i was walking my dogs. he called me a fagot ass motherfucker. i remembered his face and car. i ran into him accidentally when he was walking out of a store months later. i pissed into a bottle and splashed it all over the interior of his car. i also dumped salt and water into the gas tank of another different drive by insult. drive by insults are for passive aggressive trash who think they have the last laugh. I'm still laughing now, motherfucker!

drive by insults may be funny for the passive driver, but some people like myself have taken REAL ACTION for vengeance. they don't know when it's coming or how. justice

they only think they can get away. but i've made sure to remember their face, car and plate.

by eazy-X April 28, 2008