by BONELES_PIZZA October 26, 2017
Something only people who can afford it ever get. This generally involves lawyers in court playing word games and generally twisting everything the accused/victim/witness says. That's assuming the case even reaches court. Thanks to the Con party, the UK legal system is burdened down by the CPS (that's Criminal Protection Service) who tie the police up with red tape, give them countless pointless forms to fill in and generally make sure as few cases as possible reach court.
Mother: "It's about time you stopped believing in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, fairies at the bottom of the garden and monsters under the bed".
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
by Stormsworder November 23, 2006
(Chris) Three hotties are coming over tonight for drinks.
(Ryan) That is total justice!
(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.
(Chris) Not justice.
(Ryan) That is total justice!
(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.
(Chris) Not justice.
by C-H-R-I-S May 20, 2008
"Justice is something found only in a dictonary", says the 19th century's unrepentant and articulate outlaw
Jack Black.
(autobiography "You Can't Win", 1926)
Jack Black.
(autobiography "You Can't Win", 1926)
by rulin May 29, 2005
A slightly more righteous sounding name for revenge a.k.a. I'm going to take out all my anger and angst on you by coming up with an elaborate plan that will take a team of five to create, when really, I should be going to therapy.
I am justice.
*I am an emotionally unstable person who is about to make a horrible decision based on my mental and emotional imbalance*
*I am an emotionally unstable person who is about to make a horrible decision based on my mental and emotional imbalance*
by TheLifeAndTimesOfAnonomys March 19, 2015
Is cute,Creative,nice,amazing,out going girl! She follows her dreams and never goes with the crowd. Most likely a virgo. Don't break her heart or she will break your face
by Yato420 March 17, 2017
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

