When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.
After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 02, 2015
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a phrase used when watching a movie to piss people off. used when the movie gets a little more serious.
(The movie goes to a serious/stupid part)
jake: dude this shit just got real
allison: shut the fuck up! your so annoying
by DOMINATORzzz February 20, 2011
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When shit gets grubby. Usually happens while having a casual conversation then stepping in/spilling something really grubby.
Bob: Dude whatsup
Mike: Not much
Bob: Dude watchout
mike steps in a pile of dog shit
Mike: DUDE
random guy: SHIT JUST GOT GRUBBY
by raiderjason June 05, 2011
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the perfect time to pose as a team, often in a hard-boiled manner
especially prevalent when regarding fictional, 1940s-style detectives penned by Andrew Hussie.
PS, AD, PI: Pose as a team, cause shit just got real
by the weasel king of weasels April 11, 2013
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When smoking any substance, this is the moment you know you are not of sober mind any more.
On Natasha's third hit, she stopped what she was doing and announced, "Shit just got real."
by lapetite89 February 05, 2010
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An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.
Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
by Regicidal October 24, 2013
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An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
by ewol May 14, 2007
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