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When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.
Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 05, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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a sex act where you tie a noose around your neck and beat your own dick while shouting MAGA!!
girlfriend is on her period. guess Ill just give myself a Jussie Smollett
by Scott the Scammer February 28, 2019
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One who stages a scenario in order to gain either positive recognition and/or sympathy, usually at the expense of anyone but themselves and/or their friends. See also Jussie Smolletted.
Yo, that dude got an award for his work on the case and we all got reprimanded. He didn’t do shit.

What can we say? He Jussie Smolletted us.

They’re letting you go? You gotta Jussie Smollett them.
by Bide_01 February 20, 2019
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A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
Trevor Noah: Jussie Smollett deserves an Emmy for 'GMA' interview
by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019
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When you eat a girl out after you take out your dentures.
My dude Gary will give you the best Jussie Smollett yo.
by Give me a high Fife October 22, 2019
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