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1. A lie that doesn't make sense to tell because you mistakenly think it will benefit you in some fashion.

2. This lie could also be one that doesn't make any sense when analyzed.
"MAGA people attacked me because they recognized me from EMPIRE and knew that I'm black, gay man."
Wait, white MAGA supporters watch EMPIRE?

That's a Jussie Lie!
by Prof. Obvious February 23, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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