A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.
Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.
by Furback August 21, 2009
When your doin a girl from behind, you reach over her head and grab her upper jaw and pull until she sounds like a Velociraptor.
by PSU0311 March 09, 2016
A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.
by kombat July 13, 2005