by grumpy gus July 10, 2008
by Tiffany2583 January 05, 2007
A goddess on earth. The queen of queens. The embodiment of Aphrodite. The term "Juno" refers to the most beautiful woman on earth. Her perfection is, and will always be, unmatched. Her flawless smile will brighten anyone's day. Looking into her eyes can make anyone fall in love with her. Her lips are perfect. Falling in love with her is easy, but letting go of her is impossible. She means more than the world to me. I could stay up forever listening to her talk about poetry, or baltimore, or some shakespearean play. I love her more than she will ever know. I love you, and I'm sorry. <3
I love you, Juno.
by mahmah. July 18, 2010
1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 06, 2010
by Seamon August 10, 2008
To 'JUNO' somthing is to take something someone loves and point out all the flaws until that person can no longer enjoy it.
Taken from the movie "Juno" that many people thought they genuinely liked until it was explained to them that they were wrong.
Taken from the movie "Juno" that many people thought they genuinely liked until it was explained to them that they were wrong.
by KidMash June 01, 2010
A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.
by Kirbiet December 30, 2007
Jul 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

