by grumpy gus July 10, 2008
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
A goddess on earth. The queen of queens. The embodiment of Aphrodite. The term "Juno" refers to the most beautiful woman on earth. Her perfection is, and will always be, unmatched. Her flawless smile will brighten anyone's day. Looking into her eyes can make anyone fall in love with her. Her lips are perfect. Falling in love with her is easy, but letting go of her is impossible. She means more than the world to me. I could stay up forever listening to her talk about poetry, or baltimore, or some shakespearean play. I love her more than she will ever know. I love you, and I'm sorry. <3
I love you, Juno.
by mahmah. July 18, 2010
1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"
Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 06, 2010
by Seamon August 10, 2008
To 'JUNO' somthing is to take something someone loves and point out all the flaws until that person can no longer enjoy it.
Taken from the movie "Juno" that many people thought they genuinely liked until it was explained to them that they were wrong.
Taken from the movie "Juno" that many people thought they genuinely liked until it was explained to them that they were wrong.
by KidMash June 01, 2010
A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.
by Kirbiet December 30, 2007
Jul 15 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

