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Refers to a male that is often touching, scratching or rearranging his groin in public.
Hey, stop being such a junkmeister and get your hands out of your pants.
by winningisme September 14, 2011
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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