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Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"
by RoflDave April 19, 2009
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>
I junk slapped <person's name> across (his/her) face.
I junk slapped Jessica across her face.
by D$A$V$E May 19, 2006
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When a naked guy swings his junk up and down so the balls slap the gooch.
While I was waiting for the shower to warm up I did the junkslap.
by D. Y. Vetz June 21, 2019
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