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A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.
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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010
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1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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Being jealous of another mans' junk.
When Bill saw Mike's huge package, He was Junk Jealous.
by DJ_Schmidty October 31, 2009
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