A sexually deviant manuever in which a man becomes pregnant in the following manner: A man is performing oral sex on a woman while she is ovulating. The man punches the woman as hard as he can in her abdomen, dislodging the egg. The man then slurps as hard as he can, swallowing her egg. Next, the woman performs oral sex on the man until he ejaculates into her mouth. The woman and man snowball until all of the semen has been swapped into the man's mouth. The man then swallows his own semen. In his stomach, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and an embryo is formed. Nine months later, the man poops out his own child.
Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.
by Duke Stukel April 19, 2009
by Juniorthesmartest May 24, 2020
later know as Senioritis. Usually worse since senioritis is almost over but knowing you have another year but seniors have graduation in sight. Effects 99 percent of juniors taking difficult classes and extra curricular activities while trying to keep their grades up for scholarships and acceptence for college. They have experienced the life of a highschool teen, resulting in, now wanting to live the college life.
Only known cure: graduation, dropping out
Only known cure: graduation, dropping out
by gracieliz May 7, 2010
The "living dead" who overload on AP and honors classes because the only thing they think about is getting into the best college they could imagine. It is a known fact that all are dependant on caffeine.
by SammmmyM October 14, 2011
Junior is a chill guy named after his mom or dad can easily pull a girl without trying and will have a 25% chance of getting rejected! Can dance and also hangs around many black people whether he’s white nor black.
by Ploman October 20, 2018
by brokenmolly January 7, 2018
An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.
Not to be confused with senioritis.
The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.
by Orlandomagicfan November 6, 2013