The act of absolutely fucking up something to the point where fixing it is just ridiculous. This can apply to phones, electronics, social situations, or any kind of project.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

The act of getting head from a girl and then releasing your load in her hair and then quickly adding sticks and leaves form your pocket into her hair as to create the appearance of a jungle woman.

Or, to Jungle

When the pubic hair of a lady partners Vagina (or a males Anal wig) has become too tangled and long over time, the tally-whacker of the male must do as it's title suggests, and whack the tangled jungle away in order to gain access to his lady friends Jungle Temple so to speak.

Watching ITV’s “I’m a Celebrity get me out of here” and experiencing life in the jungle while happily sat with a glass of wine