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The feeling which occurs during prolonged ass cheek exposure to rotten, wet vegetation that manifests itself in an intense itching sensation, which gradually turns into unbearable pain. It feels thousands of needles raping your ass cheeks. Most commonly experienced by US Marine infantryman training in Okinawa, Japan during winter months.
Lance Corporal, can I get up to put on my gortex bottoms, I'm having severe jungle ass. There may actually be something in there biting me, possibly a jungle rat eating too many jungle budedas.
by BogeyMan24 January 29, 2015
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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when you don't wipe your ass completley and later on it gets all itchy and very annoying
i wish it wasn't so hot cause now I have jungle ass, it sucks
by nickdwsfwe September 14, 2008
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