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a word to show your expression when someone scares you

ONLY AARON AND VERONICAS..NOT BENNYS.
Jumpin Jesus you scared the bejesus out of me!
by AT02202 December 17, 2006
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation
Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
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