Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)