a jumbotrode is a small troll that lives inside of std infected twats. they come out just as the man is about to fully instert his genetalia in her vag. he then proceeds to laugh and make fun of the guys hairy gooch, and tell the woman that she looks like a retarded mountain lion. with her cauliflower smelling cooch the troll then decides to hop onto the guys nasty unshaven, grzzly adams looking balls and move onto the next person.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.