Urban Dictionary: Jumanji

Jumanji

When a man has so much pubic hair in his lower region that it could closely resemble a rain forest. The massive amounts of hair allow multiple species of diseases and certain crustaceans to thrive

Man 1- That dudes pubes are sticking out of his pants...

Man 2- I know, what a Jumanji.

by jaggger May 17, 2011

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Killer game. Spitting at bitches in a heroic fashion.

My man D-magic got that Jumanji. Yo, he pulled five bitches last night at the KA mixer and had a 6-way.

by yungspitta19 May 16, 2011

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when several males attempt an albino rhino on one unsuspecting female. The one who succeeds gets to be called Robin Williams until the next jumanji attempt.

"Man, my dick is so sore from last night's jumanji."
"Yeah, you got it rough. It was all good for me though"
"Shut up Robin Williams"

by awalzer December 14, 2007

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A word used to describe marijuana ; either as just the substance or the act of smoking.

Lets go smoke some jumanji. Wheres the Jumanji. Lets go play Jumanji

by Future Society June 29, 2006

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Where Robin Williams lost all his hopes and aspirations.

R.I.P a legend

oh yeah taylor lautner is really in Jumanji right now

by HELLOKITYYAMOMISDONEWITHYALIFE December 26, 2017

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Jumanji

verb tr. - to take one's testicles and drum them upon another's face in a manner that could inspire a particular LARGE samurai.

noun - the performance of said act.

The last Mooderai stumbles upon an epiphany as he looks up from ye olde shogunate scrolls on the GHS library table and utters his realization, now manifest: "Jumanji...."

by Comandante Fabuloso November 10, 2006

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When a man proceeds to use his testicles to drum on someone's face. A variation of the tea bag.
See: nut slap

do you seriously need an example?

by Chairman Mao December 06, 2004

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