Urban Dictionary: July 1st

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A day when the baddest of the bad are born😌. July 1st babies are gorgeous and a ray of sunshine, but when you get them mad they wanna get bold😳. Favorite things in the world themselves, loved ones, animals; and most definitely money 💰. Even Princess Diana was born July 1st, that’s what made her a goat 🐐 Fr. Don’t for get Kayla Bylon and Magic Mike XXL😏

Damn I wish I was born on July 1st, what a pity.

by Rainbow Koala October 15, 2019

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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July 1st

When the most depressed bitches are woken

It’s July 1st and Karina is depressed once again

by That kids October 15, 2019

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July 1st

If you were born on this day, you’re most likely a big booty bitch. You got that birthday cake lil mama. If July 1st is your half birthday then you packing cake, but not nearly as much as July 1st birthday’s.

“Damn, She thicc as fuck, why she packing so much cake, she got implants?”

“Nah bro, she was born on July 1st, everyone born on that day has hella cake.”