n: “woah the new girl is perfect”
b: “it’s cause she was born on july 6”
n: “i’m ugly”
b: “that’s cause you were born on november 16”
n: “true”

he/ she was born on July 7th so he/ she hella fine

if you are born in July 25 you are the one and only luckiest person in the world

Fetus#1 Wow holy shit dude you were born on July 21

Fetus#2 yeah dude

Fetus#1 wow that must mean that your excellence is higher then how high I am right now

Fetus#2 hell yeah i have the power of god and Minecraft on my side ahhhhhhhh!

British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”

hey have you met the new girl?
no, but i think her birthday is on july 1st
oh she must be a badass bitch

Charlie: "Dude, look at that guy's hair, rad!"
Bob: "Agreed, its so July 9th!"