july 5

If your birthday is on july 5 your are HELLA HOT! you make everyone drool just by looking and you. Your touch is so powerful. and The friends that have you are lucky because they get to see you naked.

“ is your birthday july 5 because i just came in my pants”

by ooooogggdhhehe55 October 15, 2019

july 5

National day of giving head on a cruise balcony

“yo she gave me brain on the cruise balcony”
“damn i’m guessing it was on july 5th”

by slitslattslime December 1, 2019

july 5

The day after Independence Day when your either hungover or worn out, the 5th day of july.

Man I'm so tired it must be July 5.

by Lydia Sommers June 21, 2019

july 5

national nothing, wtf why people always creating these get a life bruh just make ur first move already

girl: hey guess what day it is
boy: what
girl: july 5th

boy: ok

by mathissodumbomg1234 November 16, 2021

5 July

National Ask Your Crush Out Day
This day is the day where you can ask your crush out and not get judged.
Today is your chance.
SHOOT YOUR SHOT.

Guy:Bro its National Ask Your Crush Out Day!
Other Guy: Really?
Guy:Yeah,bro its 5 July you need to ask Stacy out today.
Other Guy:Yeah man

Skips 10 minutes

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:I also have a crush on you so yeah,let's go.

Different scenario:

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:Ew no but I'm not gonna judge you since its National Ask Your Crush Out Day.Hey,Atleast you shot your shot and no you atleast know.We can still be friends.

by PASSASSIN June 12, 2021

5 July

National hoeing around day

Omg it's 5 July national hoeing around day

by Azzy0505 October 14, 2019

July 5

National say yes to someone who asks you out day

Them: hey.
You: hey.
Them: will you be my girlfriend?
You:what?
Them:you have to say yes cause it's July 5, national say yes to someone who asks you out.
You: fine, yes I will.

by Double o g 53 June 10, 2022