Friend 1: bro Alexa was born on July 26

Friend 2: that’s why she do hot

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

July 26: someone very special's birthday

1. Did you know that July 26 is the Independence day of The Republic Of Maldives?
2. Yea man, July 26 is also the Independence day of The Republic Of Maldives.
3. Really? July 26 is my birthday!
4. I saw an Urban Dictioneer complain how he's never met a person born on July 26, i.e. his birthday.
5. Well, has he met Sandra Bullock, cause July 26 is her birthday too!
6. Did you know July 26 is Kate Beckinsale's birthday as well?
7. Maybe, but I know for sure that July 26 is Mick Jagger's birthday!
8. If we're talking about musicians, Queen's drummer Roger Taylor's birthday is also July 26!

“wdym we should have spaghetti? isn’t it July 26? that’s lick soap day!”

Hey its July 26th, hey man heres some food you fat fuck