Who was the biggest nonce of all time? Was it Jeffrey Epstein? Or Lewis Carol? What about Jimmy Savile? Many intellects debate this subject but to me the answer is coherent. Julius Babatunde.

Julius is a London renowned nonce, more known on the streets of Greater London county than Jack the Ripper ever was. His favourite phrase is “blue is true,” and it’s no mystery why. Blue is the colour of his semen after contracting every STI and STD known to mankind. He even signed up to be a life guard so he could effortlessly pree the year 6’s changing for weekly swimming lessons. He has a secret camera in his dodgy Indian Nike 97’s which he bought from some wack Indian website for bibty b. When Julius doesn’t get his way he either threatens to snake you out to his gyaldem or hold ur little sister captive. It’s no wonder why this deviated pervert has never had a girlfriend. He resembled the pigeons on the streets of London. I used to stomp and he’d fly away but ever since he has reunited with his gyaldem he doesn’t even flinch ffs. Where’s Babatunde got all these confidence from? His face even looks like a damn monkey pigeon. Ever since quarantine, poor Julius hasn’t been able to enjoy his favourite past time. Hiding behind a bush near a primary school trying to convince reception girls that he’s their doctor.

Julius works in KFC I come in everyday and piss on the floor so he can clean it up

Julius likes to simp on year 9 paki girls run