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The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.
The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.
by Neurosojourner September 19, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011