Single, alone, find a boyfriend for this girl please. She wants you to buy her food. Yes. Food. Just kidding she had a boyfriend and his name is Mac n Cheese. PEACE OUT

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.