by pussyeateryamyam July 08, 2020
A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)
Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.
Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.
Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
by BigBlackCow July 08, 2020
This day is celebrated on the 1st OF MARCH each year. The day we all praise the one and only Julie Bowen. This day is very special just like Julie. On this day we all take in how beautiful and amazing this woman is.
On The 1st Of March we all celebrate National Julie Bowen Day.
by JulieBowenIsHot January 14, 2021
July 12th is now National Lennetlive day in honor of the awesome streamer lennetlive. It is an automatically cool day to watch lennetlive streams.
by Iamjustaghost July 12, 2021
by Josh08gts July 01, 2021
When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by raf002 July 25, 2021
The term "Bi-July" is used to celebrate Bisexuality in July, and creates a fun term by combining the words Bisexuality and July together in only one word.
Stranger: Hey! Didn't you know it's Bi-July today?
Stranger 2: What's Bi-July?
Stranger: It's a term to celebrate Bisexual people in the month of July!
Stranger 2: What's Bi-July?
Stranger: It's a term to celebrate Bisexual people in the month of July!
by GoopyPoopyMan July 01, 2020