To be avoided via instant messaging, on Facebook, by a friend who is clearly logged in.
My friend was logged into our socail network and when I sent her a message she paused then logged off. WTF I got Juked!
by codluv December 27, 2010
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in south london and other parts , to 'juke' someone means to stab them
'do u wanna get juked' ,'i'll juke him'
by J-Town April 14, 2005
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To Jizz from your mouth.

Or, to Puke out Jizz.

It happens when you are disgusted and turned on in the same time.
(Watching 3 girls 2 cups)

Murph: "Aww, I'm gonna juke!"

*Murph Jukes*

Dan: "Aww Man, Murph totally Juked on your desk!"

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by Gogglesz May 14, 2010
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it's when you're drunk enough you puke, but also drunk enough to think someone's hot and jizz yourself
guy #1: dude you got wasted
guy #2: yeah, i think i was juking over this girl
by MrDP August 16, 2010
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Intentionally puking on your partner at the moment of climax. A combination of the words jizz and puke.
I'm pretty sure I got roofied and juked on my girlfriend last night. It's the only thing that's explains the missing 4 hours and puke in my truck.
by firemule May 31, 2014
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1. A roadside or rural establishment offering liquor, dancing, and often gambling and prostitution. Also know as a juke house or juke joint.

2. African-American word meaning a roadside drinking establishment that offers cheap drinks, food, and music for dancing and often doubles as a whorehouse.
Person 1: Where are you going tonight?

Person 2: Down to the juke.
by Swarsfanatic June 26, 2005
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