A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.
I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.
by Enrico Giamondi January 21, 2007
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When a chick is trying to give you a Cleveland Steamer but has the Hershey Squirts.
I vomited when that hooker gave me a Cleveland juicer.
by evolart July 26, 2009
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A male homosexual who sucks penises/peen.
Man, Al Jones is such a peen juicer, I bet he always has penis breath!
by Dr. CG April 04, 2008
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Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.
Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!

Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.

Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.

Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!
by Samantha123lizzy September 24, 2016
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a person w/ no street smarts; a person that seems to have an IQ equivalent to a brick; a person that can't carry a single in depth conversation; most of what they say sound like, "LETS GO SHOPPING TODAY! OMGAD LET'S GO GET JAMBA JUICE!" w/ a few exceptions
1) Pft, look at that Jamba Juicer.
2) Dude, you know what she called me today? A Jamba Juicer.
3) You, a Jamba Juicer? No way...
by Debbie Shin October 14, 2005
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The act of inserting fruit into ones anus, tightening the sphincter, and expelling delicious juice to be consumed on the rocks (optional) by a loved partner
Sexy gay dude No.1: Good morning baby.
Sexy gay dude No.2: You want some breakfast juice you sexy butt fucking machine?
Sexy gay dude No.1: Only if it's your special Dirty Juicer juice
Sexy gay dude No.2: You got it babe. **Inserts fruit and squeezes**
Sexy gay dude No.2: Ready for you big guy.
Sexy gay dude No.1: Thanks, "Mmmmmmm, tangy"
by Sexual_dude_fucker_69 August 24, 2016
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