fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*
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JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.
Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
by Arnold.Palmer July 26, 2009
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