fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*

this bitch drank my Jesus juice last night

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"

I shot my jesus juice on her back.

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.