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A stupid fucking whore who paints her face to look like a clown and has very low self confidence and hangs out with fucking loosers who are known as "juggalos." These juggalos and juggalettes are loosers who are commonly alcoholics and frequently use recreational drugs. When they actually get a job, they have jobs (sometimes) that pay the minimum wage, and are counterproductive to society. They spend what money they earn to buy alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and they also use it to gamble, as they are commonly also addicted to gambling. They listen to shitty music produced under the "psychopathic records" label, and think it is cool.
poor hygeine is another common trait of these scum bags.
bob;
"what in the fuck was that whorish looking chick with the clown makeup?"
joe;
"fucking loosers call themselves juggalettes."
bob;
"thats the lamest fucking thing i have ever heard of."
by Mike McLovin March 17, 2008
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A "female" so to speak. Usually ugly, fat, and hasn't washed themselves in ages. Hangs out with other ugly, fat bitches to give themselves some sense of belonging. Follows the group Insane Clown Posse.
"Yo! I'ze don't kare you beez talking about me and shit. Juggaloze bees together and weeze don't care what we look like. Ize a juggalette"
by fucking hoff style September 19, 2007
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A girl who has no friends.. no sense of real style.. and who would probably fuck a toothless crackhead for any affection what-so-ever. Listens to ICP and other piece of shit bands from Psychopathic records.

Often defines themselves as "protective of our juggalo family, will fuck up anyone who says shit to me.. etc etc." What that really means is "I paint my face like a moron to look badass, but I look like a fucking retard and I probably couldn't throw a real punch to save my life."

Will most likely end up getting killed for mouthing off too much.
"Hi, I am a juggalette. I just fucked Hobo Harry because he said he loves me. Don't look at me, I'll fuck you up.. for serious yo."
by cptpopetastic January 20, 2006
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a "juggalette" is a IMMATURE female who is obsessed with ICP (Insane Clown Posse). They dress like retards and therefore they are retards. If you see a "juggalette", then get the fuck away before you too before corrupt.
Frank: I met this girl on the internet yesterday.
Ron: Really? Whats her name?
Frank: well, her name says "Juggalette Jill".
Ron: oh no dude! don't talk to that anymore!
Frank: why?
Ron: she is obsessed with ICP
Frank: FUCK THAT! haha
by guitarwizard92 November 04, 2007
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The one breed with more self loathing than a goth girl.

Usually extremely overweight, unattractive and promiscuous. Can usually be found on webcam in chatrooms exposing themselves.

They are the reason why people are afraid of clowns.
steve - "once i went out with a goth chick"
mike - "dude thats nothing, once I went out with a Juggalette"

both - "ewww"
by The Truth December 07, 2004
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It's basically a cult for distraught teenagers with parents who absolutely suck. It is something else that has been created to make kids that have no guidance feel like they belong to something.
You don't see many national honor society members claiming to be down with the clown. Not saying they are all dumb but damn could put that energy toward something good rather than some nasty, dirty, fat, group. That band doesn't care about you at all. As long as you are paying to see their concerts and buying their CDs.
by Chri from the REAL world July 22, 2005
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