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A stern, yet humorous phrase, insult or general word of wisdom often uttered by Judge Judy on her courtroom TV series of the same name.
List of common Judyisms
1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.
4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.
6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".
7. Your story's a crock of baloney.
8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.
9. "Uh" is not an answer.
10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?
11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?
12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.
4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.
6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".
7. Your story's a crock of baloney.
8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.
9. "Uh" is not an answer.
10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?
11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?
12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
by The TrUth will find you out March 06, 2013
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006