A woman who is incapable of silence, even when silence is the correct answer.

A plain, lazy girl with mousy brown hair who never turns down a drink. She gets ridiculously drunk at every social occasion. Enjoys snacking and clarifying people's word choice. Very superstitious.

One has little nerd arms.

The name children call their father's second wife or girlfriend, regardless of her birth name, after his having left or lost his first wife. Often only to their siblings or to friends whose father's also have a Judith.

Girl that is extremely loud at all times (if you know what I mean). She gives good head and knows how to fix her drink. Even though she can blow like a goddess, she isn't wife material because she's more than likely crazy as it gets. So if you have to end things with one let her down easy or she will ruin your life.

Very prudish, thinks masturbating is cheating.
Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity.
Serial pet owner.
Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet.
Lives for bingo.
Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week.
Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion.
Has a sensible haircut.
Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night.

Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".

someone who doesnt wanna play basketball at 911 because shes too busy