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An expression of disgruntlement used in retaliation to an idea suggested by a third party that you do not agree with, or as an exclamation. To be used either on its own, or as part of a sentence.

Originally formed as an alternative to in-office swearing.
"What do you think of the proposal?"

- I think it's a pile of jubbernuts

Following on from the dropping of a pot of tea:
"JUBBERNUTS!"
by Yamesh October 06, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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