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A particular method of masturbation whereby the male (or female) lies on their back with their legs up against a vertical surface thereby allowing the consequence of their resulting ejaculation to cascade over their upper body and/or face.
by Asian Mikey December 08, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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“omg john your such a jubba”
“Streaks-hmu for a jubba”
“find the jubba”
“Ugh don’t hmu my boyfriend is being such jubba”
“Streaks-hmu for a jubba”
“find the jubba”
“Ugh don’t hmu my boyfriend is being such jubba”
by maddyvirzi June 26, 2019
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Also spelled jubbah. No relation to Jabba the Hutt. Origin: in this definition, from Marshal Bruce Mathers the Third's usage in "Just Lose It" from the album Encore. Apparent meanings include:
1) interjection used to fill units (syllables) in a rap line
2) interjection indicating relative contentment with the situation
3) interjection indicating apathy, on the same lines as the French je m'en fou, the German machts nicht, and the English whatev.
1) interjection used to fill units (syllables) in a rap line
2) interjection indicating relative contentment with the situation
3) interjection indicating apathy, on the same lines as the French je m'en fou, the German machts nicht, and the English whatev.
1. Snap back to reality/Oh, you saw me at the battle/I'm a grown man, jubba, jubba, jubba, jubba, jubba, jubba, jubba, jubba/I don't have any lines to go right here so, jubba, jubba/Tell me fellas (what) fellas (what)/Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what)
2. A: It's sunny and warm out, man...geez, I'm so glad winter's over.
B: Jubba.
3. Emma: Chris! Keegan's chasing me! Help!
Chris: Jubba jubba...
2. A: It's sunny and warm out, man...geez, I'm so glad winter's over.
B: Jubba.
3. Emma: Chris! Keegan's chasing me! Help!
Chris: Jubba jubba...
by Fireball FIve March 31, 2005
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A male by the name of Jonathan. (In ubbi Dubbi, Jonathan = Juba-nuba-thuban, shortened to Jubba). Jubbas express displeasure to something by making a pitiful moaning sound known as a "boo". Jubbas below the age of 13 are known as "Jub Jubs", jubbas from the ages of 13-19 are known as "Jubbes", and Jubbas above the age of 19 as "Jubbas". Jubba is also a collective term apllied to all members of the group.
by Daphne "Flubish" B January 21, 2004