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Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.
"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"
by Carlotes October 13, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018