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Juan sees all. Juan knows all. Juan may be a horse, but he’ll smite you without a second thought.
Person 1: How did Juan even get onto the balcony in the first place?
Person 2: Do not question the elevated Juan.
by Allum November 07, 2020
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Juan is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan is basically perfect.
" I love you Juan <3 "
by 1.24.14 <3 August 23, 2014
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One of the most amazing people you will ever come across in a lifetime. He’s hardworking, outgoing, talented, and very smart. His irresistibly good looks and seductive charm are sure to make you melt. When you have things on your mind, he is the perfect person to talk to. He has a great sense of humor and loves to laugh. His golden personality and alluring nature are unmistakably attractive. He has a heartwarming smile that never fails to make anyone's day. His sweet, sincere kisses are guaranteed to leave you without words, but rather with a warm, genuine feeling that is like no other. He is like no other. And he's all mine.
Girl A: So, who was that hottie I saw you with the other day?
Girl B: Don't tell anyone, but he's a Juan
Girl A: I KNEW IT!
Girl B: Really? How'd you know?
Girl A: Hello! Isn't it obvious?
by kitters:) April 30, 2014
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Juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. Juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! also gets angry at the smallest things But is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy ;) knows how to treat women and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch! Stubborn as fuck though! HAHA. and because Juan is mexican he is an amazingly sexy dancer! ;D but is shy and quiet so he's not easy to talk to. And his smile is even sexier!!! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words Juan's the perfect bf! mmmmuah ;* hahaha If you ever catch a Juan, ladies, NEVER let that boy go!!!
Juan gets angry too easily but he's soooo cute!
I kissed Juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing!!!
Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario
by Megan <3s U! November 16, 2011
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Spanish form of "John."

It means "God has given," "gift from God," and/or "God is gracious."
"Juan es en la bibliotecha."
"John is in the library."
by GOD'S NOT DEAD! January 30, 2015
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