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Juan Pablo Botello, also known and JP or Pablo is a yeehaw boy who likes to act like he can claim Atlanta.

Juan Pablo Botello is the stupidest person you will ever meet but also the funniest. He is a light of happiness and a the single handed best person to be around. While he might say dumb things a lot, he makes up for it with his kindness, humor, and great personality. He’s hardworking and very smart in the educational sense. Juan Pablo is admirable and an obvious asset to any scenario or as someone in your life. A quality person to have 24/7. Reliable, genuine, and kind hearted at all points of the day. His confidence and motivation are admirable.

Juan pablo is creative and has a really good taste in music. He is incredibly well-rounded; being educated in traditional concepts like business and finance while also taking interest in art, fashion, and other generally creative concepts. He’s energetic, and uplifts those around him. In addition to him being kind, he’s fun, can get along with anyone, & a BADDIE even though he is 5’2.

The only bad quality he has is that he will leave you on read at least once a day, and only knows one dance move.
Who the fuck is Juan Pablo?

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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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