Urban Dictionary: Jsp

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Yeti- bruh my girlfriend broke up with me

Edwin-you serious bro
Yeti- nah bro I'm jsp

by Fuckinhatethewrld May 14, 2020

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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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by illEATurHARTout May 12, 2004

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Jsp

An abbrevation for " je sais pas" which means i don’t know in french

Do u know where mike is?
Na bro jsp

by Neymaahlie April 14, 2021

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JSP

Just SMS and Peace. The act of leaving a social gathering abruptly and without telling anyone, except by an after-the-fact SMS announcing "I went home."

We were all out at the club, having a good time, when she pulled a JSP.

by BSchooler September 20, 2009

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