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Oh man I was at the clinic and the doc' totally Joyce'd me. You're not really the father!

Sorry i called the wrong number. I totally just Joyce'd it!
by armandogallaraga June 02, 2010
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To forcefully ejaculate on a female's anatomy.
Person A: "Yo, did you get with Amy last night?"

Person B: "Yeah, and I totally Joyced all over her face."
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Weathered, decrepit or aged in appearance.
1. After a walk through the museum I felt all joyced up.

2. The exterior paint on my house is taking a joycing.

3. I noticed a few wrinkles today and feel like I'm joycing.
by Dick Halibut September 11, 2008
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when you clearly throw a perfect game in baseball, but because of a blind ump, you get robbed
galarraga threw a perfect game but was joyced in the process
by pissedoffpuertorican June 02, 2010
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To get the shaft. On Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, Detroit Pitcher Galarraga had a perfect game in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs. A ball was hit to the first basemen, and he flipped it to Galarraga, the runner was clearly out, but umpire Jim Joyce called him safe.
A-"Dude, so I was with this girl last night, and she said she wanted to be with me forever, and I woke up this morning, and she was gone"
B-"My friend, you got Joyced"
by Baseballdude10 June 03, 2010
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The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.
Man you really Joyced my pizza!
by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJA December 20, 2016
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