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A religion which believes Enki is the true creator god. It is considered a branch of Satanism, because Enki has gone by many names, the modern of which is the name Satan. Joy of Satan teaches the occult, and believes that the Christian god, jesus, and the Biblical Satan, are all false entities and were made up to promote Enki as an evil being, and also to keep occult magic from the general population.
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A religion based on the reformation of the Aryan (Indo european/Indo Iranian) ancient religions; it holds the belief in spiritual enlightenment through consistent meditation and that Odin/Poseidon/Enki/Shiva are all the same being (Satan). Based on the idea that all “demons” and Christian beliefs were stolen from pagan religious beliefs; with the transformation of gentile Gods as the demons. You can see name similarities, such as Astaroth to Astarte/Ishtar, Andras to Andrasta, Beelzebub to Ba’al/Enlil, and so on.

In the aryan language of Sanskrit, Satyan translates literally to “truth” and the Chaldean equivalent (which predates Abrahamism) to Enki was called “Satan.”

They tend to be National Socialist, and hate Zionism/Globalism/Judaism, but are open to Semitic followers. Enemy entities are called “Grey terrestrials” or “reptilians” which represent angelic (anti human) entities. As Christians practically believe that anything natural is evil, especially sex.
Joy of Satan is an attempt to recreate the original religion of the Kurgan Indo-European family. They do not promote the use of drugs at all, quite the contrary to what one of the dumbasses said when defining this.
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Joy of Satan is an anti-semitic Satanic group disliked by most other Satanic groups as not espousing true Satanic principles. Its members (also pro-Nazi and into bad costumes)have much free time and like to search out anti-Joy of Satan information on line and attempt to minimize it's effect on the unsuspecting.
Joy of Satan members found negative entries for "Joy of Satan" on Wikipedia and attempted to mitigate said entries by giving them as many "thumbs down" ratings as possible.These entries had been written with gusto and verve!
The one positive entry received numerous "thumbs up" ratings from these same goobers. Er, Satanists.
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