One of the best people you'll ever meet. She's sweet, kind, and everything nice! Jovie brightens everyone else's day with her funny jokes and overall beautiful personality.
by liyahxyz February 04, 2019
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An absolutely beautiful girl, but everytime you try to get her to notice you by showering her in complements she doesn't realize that you love her. But she is an incredibly talented, intelligent, artistic, and friendly girl.
by I love Jovie March 18, 2020
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1. A funny white girl with a huge ass whose sexy and likes to argue; with her bad temper and a firery personality.
2. The most awesome person in the world.
3. the coolest woman you will ever meet.
2. The most awesome person in the world.
3. the coolest woman you will ever meet.
1. "hey asshole! Don't fuck around with me; my name is JOVIE!"
2. "Wow, that girl is cool; her name must be jovie."
2. "Wow, that girl is cool; her name must be jovie."
by Linda F October 05, 2008
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Jovie is a combo word meaning "joke envy". It is used when a friend makes a funny joke that you wish you would have made, or was on the tip of your tongue when they said it.
It can also be used when someone does a prank or goof that you wish you would have thought of first.
Expressing jovie to a friend conveys that you are just as funny as them and also conveys a respect for their jokery or goofery.
It can also be used when someone does a prank or goof that you wish you would have thought of first.
Expressing jovie to a friend conveys that you are just as funny as them and also conveys a respect for their jokery or goofery.
You know, when I woke up to the cat butthole air freshener dangling in my face, at first I thought I was angry, but then I realized that I just had extreme jovie. Why didn't I think of that?
by starsatnoon September 07, 2009
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by D.D. February 13, 2005
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