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Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
by Doug Waldman December 02, 2013
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.
Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017
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When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.
by serodino May 08, 2007
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As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.
by RawDiggitty February 04, 2010
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Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.
by Napolean Bonapert April 20, 2013